Double Blumpkin 69

When you're getting a blumpkin but the person sucking your dick is upside down so you can 69 but they also poop at the same time... this means their poop is either going to slide down their back and hit the floor, fall forward into your face while you suck and/or lick their genitals OR you'll get a diarrhea fountain all over their back and your face.

I wanted him to double blumpkin 69 me but he said he wouldn't do it unless I had diarrhea for the fountain effect.

by BlumpkinFiend6669 October 15, 2022

Drunken' Mc Blumpkin

When one is drunk at Mc Donalds and recieves a blumpkin.

Your girlfriend is such a slut she gave me a Drunken' Mc Blumpkin after we were done eating.

by filtonopilis January 13, 2010

ultra cripto blumpkin

similar to a standard blumpkin, with the difference being the receiver is performing an upper deck.

I walked in the bathroom at the party and timmy and jill were doing an ultra cripto blumpkin (getting a hummer while doing an upper deck).

by robharry April 8, 2011

Peanut Butter Blumpkin

When a girl dips your penis in a jar of peanut butter and then proceeds to give you a bumpkin.

"Dude, I got the most splendiferous peanut butter blumpkin from that chic Brenna last night!"

by Articuno69 November 25, 2013

Fourth of July Blumpkin

The art of a female or male preforming oral sex upon a male recipient whilst he suffers from the explosive results of a Taco Bell 12-pack.

Person 1: Did you here how fucking disgusting Stacy is?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she gave Scotty a Fourth of July Blumpkin.
Person 1: Didn’t he have Taco Bell before it or some shit?
Person 2: Yeah, haha she’s a dirty bitch

by Logan Lawson December 19, 2018

Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin

The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.

“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”

by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022

Blumpkin Dealership

When one conquers a Wal-Mart Superstore by receiving a blumpkin in every stall in the bathroom. This task must be completed in one day and every dump cannot be flushed so they are all on display. Hence the name "dealership".

Jacob: "I gotta use the restroom bro."
Cole: "Your going to have to wait, Micah has a Blumpkin Dealership here."

by Teddy Huckstible September 8, 2011