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Peanut Butter Blumpkin 

When a girl dips your penis in a jar of peanut butter and then proceeds to give you a bumpkin.

"Dude, I got the most splendiferous peanut butter blumpkin from that chic Brenna last night!"

Peanut Butter Blumpkin by Articuno69 November 25, 2013