Bullshit Artist 

A master in the art of making bullshit believable.

Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.

Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.

Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.

George Bush: "Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons."

Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."

Bullshit Artist by bilbo23 April 27, 2011

clickbait artist 

A popular blogger, who has opinion on everything , without deep knowledge or understanding the subject he's talking about.

Also, synonym of the cocksucker.

ex-Google TechLead is a clickbait artist. He's talking about Ukraine crisis without a clue what's happening there

clickbait artist by dildo777 February 26, 2022

artist vs poet 

An awesome pop-punk band descending from Dallas, Texas. The band consists of 5 members: Tarcy Thomason (vocals), Craig Calloway (guitar), Joe Kirkland (guitar), Joe Westbrook (drums), and Jason Dean (bass). Their tour manager is a lamb/sheep with the name of Milton Dean, which Jason forgets to bring on tour! So as a replacement, they must use their pet hippo, Jacoby. This group of guys is usually talked by 2 common females by the names of Audrey and Anyssa. You can frequently find them commenting on their myspace.

CAUTION: Artist Vs Poet may burst into random screaming!

Anyssa: Hey did you hear about that awesome band?
Audrey: Oh! Artist Vs Poet?
Anyssa: YEAH! that one! I just commented Tarcy, JoeK, Craig, JoeW, Jason, and Milton!
Audrey: OHHH ME TOO!

artist vs poet by freakinaudsomeeee December 27, 2008

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Prince's name is now written as a strange symbol he calls "the love symbol." As such he no longer goes by the name "Prince" and now insists on being referred to as "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince."

"Hey man have you heard that new Prince song?"
"Who's Prince?"
"You know who i mean, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Prince"

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince by RoomTemperature November 16, 2013

autistic 

A way of being for a person with autism. Autism is not a disease. A lot of people feel desperately sorry for autistic people, and look for a cure, because autistics find empathising/conversing difficult. Many autistics are good at other things such as maths/physics, and rembering lots of information. Around 1 in 10 autistics show savant abilities, which may mean they can do VERY fast maths, or play a song they've heard once on a musical instrument without tution, and a variety of others.

A lot of people are oblivious to the concept of autistic adults, only thinking of autism being about children. This is not the case and many autistic adults (such as myself) have jobs and contribute to society like everyone else, and they are not always "high functioning".

Some Autistic people want to be cured, and that's fine if it's what they really want.
However, there are plenty of autistic people who would rather not edit themselves to conform to society's narrow defintion of "normal", of which I am one. The vast majority of people know nothing about autistic people who are HAPPY the way they are, which is a shame.

Pro-sure: "Oh look at that poor autistic child, his life must be so awful because he's different."
Anti-cure: "It's very likely Einstein was autistic, as well as a whole host of other people throughout history. How about appreciating autistic people for they are, not who you wish they were?"

autistic by BJ_fse September 5, 2008

Vaccines cause autism 

Term used by most karens of facebook, stating a thought that most vaccines cause autism, albeit with no citation.

Karen: *googles vaccines cause autism*
Google: Your search for "vaccines cause autism" did not match any documents.

Vaccines cause autism by whenthathomebrewhits November 11, 2019

Autism 

Autism is a spectrum disorder that isn't as horrible as most say it is. Autistic people are different in many ways with a wide span of experiences. Sometimes, it's diagnosed at a young age, while some people are diagnosed later in life. It is a very complicated disorder that can result in, although quite different, amazing people.

I have autism and specifically high-functioning.

Autism by Straw_Loki December 24, 2020