Adopted Hobo

A god-like person, usually found to have a large penis.
See that Adopted Hobo, he really is awesome!
by D5a5n5i5e5l May 31, 2009
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Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.
The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.
by LordViper June 27, 2021
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Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*
by The Riktor Scale May 24, 2011
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Express adoption

Most of Batman‘s kids
Dick Grayson’s, Jason Todd’s, and Tim Drake’s adoptions we’re all express adoptions./Alfred call the guy.
by ThePandaRedd August 04, 2022
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Adopted Confirmed

When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed
Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed
by Billy The Troll August 29, 2022
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adopted freshman

In a sports team or club. any class member above a freshman can pick a freshman they vibe with and like the most. But also comes with free bullying from upper class member and can make fun of them but of course can be the most helpful to freshman and help them with anything.
“That’s Jess shes my adopted freshman”
by November 05, 2021
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the term used to break up any argument between friends or siblings.
2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021
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