Assholeburgers Syndrome Not to be confused with, or imply disrespect for individuals with Aspergers Syndrome.
A person (male or female) who's default setting is asshole. Overtime they've learned to mask their true self and can appear quite charming, but beware, invariably their inner asshole will appear. These people can (and will) eventually fuck you over in every way imaginable.
A person (male or female) who's default setting is asshole. Overtime they've learned to mask their true self and can appear quite charming, but beware, invariably their inner asshole will appear. These people can (and will) eventually fuck you over in every way imaginable.
Waitress to coworker: that guy is sweet and charming when he has a woman with him, but when he's not trying to impress someone, he is a total dick. He has Assholeburgers Syndrome.
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A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.
Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."
Charles- "Jesus Christ"
Charles- "Jesus Christ"
by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009
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Get the Dick asshole mug.When your ass creates a poop that causes a shaken champaign bottle effect. This is usually induced by mass amounts of beer the night before. Tacos and other messy foods do not create such a shit because they leave the fecal mater very runny where there needs to be a build up of solid shit to clog the sphincter followed by pure liquid.
Axel had a bad case of buck-shot-asshole after two dollar Tuesday.
Dude cant hang out got a bad case of buck-shot-asshole.
Dude cant hang out got a bad case of buck-shot-asshole.
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Get the fuck me in the asshole and call me sally mug.After a plethora of anal sex, the rectum fails to return to a circular shape thus assuming an oblong shape, much like a key-slot.
Girl: Do you remember my ex, Jim?
Friend: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: He had a key-slot asshole because he was gay in jail!
Friend: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: He had a key-slot asshole because he was gay in jail!
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