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Assholeburgers Syndrome

Assholeburgers Syndrome Not to be confused with, or imply disrespect for individuals with Aspergers Syndrome.

A person (male or female) who's default setting is asshole. Overtime they've learned to mask their true self and can appear quite charming, but beware, invariably their inner asshole will appear. These people can (and will) eventually fuck you over in every way imaginable.
Waitress to coworker: that guy is sweet and charming when he has a woman with him, but when he's not trying to impress someone, he is a total dick. He has Assholeburgers Syndrome.
by Pacratious January 27, 2016
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Asshole pants

A person who acts like a jerk all day long, is wearing their asshole pants.
Everything seems to be bothering Tomas today. He must be wearing his asshole pants!
by DJug July 26, 2019
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chaffed asshole challenge

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.
Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"
by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009
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Dick asshole

What a dick asshole, he breaks my pencils
“oh he must be a michael.”
by Wilma dicfit 69 November 11, 2019
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buck-shot-asshole

When your ass creates a poop that causes a shaken champaign bottle effect. This is usually induced by mass amounts of beer the night before. Tacos and other messy foods do not create such a shit because they leave the fecal mater very runny where there needs to be a build up of solid shit to clog the sphincter followed by pure liquid.
Axel had a bad case of buck-shot-asshole after two dollar Tuesday.

Dude cant hang out got a bad case of buck-shot-asshole.
by johnsonstatefailure January 20, 2011
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fuck me in the asshole and call me sally

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave
*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"
by Longretrodude January 8, 2017
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Key-Slot Asshole

After a plethora of anal sex, the rectum fails to return to a circular shape thus assuming an oblong shape, much like a key-slot.
Girl: Do you remember my ex, Jim?
Friend: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: He had a key-slot asshole because he was gay in jail!
by ChaffedAnus September 22, 2019
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