noble prize

an award given out yearly for being the shittiest employee at barnes and noble WITHOUT getting fired.

"man look at Tim. hes late everyday, comes in high as hell, drinks all the coffee at the bar and sleeps on the reading sofa and hes STILL not been fired. hes a shoo-in for the noble prize this year".

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

nobblars crop

A throat cyst ,or other non descript throat issue , sexual or not

I've got a sore throat since noshing old bobs john thomas,answer you have nobblars crop you old slapper

by Lilo lil January 25, 2024

Nobootyosis

The psychosis that occurs when a person experiences an extended period of time during which the person lacks intimate relationships or has experienced bootyless state of being.

Man, I’ve been on my own for so long, I think I’ve got a serious case of nobootyosis. It’s like my love life took a vacation without me!”

by No Cow Cowboy February 8, 2024

nobleflower

a non- canon ship between Narcissa Malfoy and Alice Prewett.

Harry Potter fan 1: Bro, did you read that Nobleflower fanfiction? It was so good.
Harry Potter fan 2: No, but its on my TBR.

by okay but starchaser- March 3, 2024

nobodylikesniggers

Self explained. Nobody likes niggers, not even niggers.
Niggers are not blacks.

nigger: I dindu nuthin.
police: yeah right.
rest of the world: nobodylikesniggers.

by uncleruckusnorelation2 March 21, 2024

Nobdonk

A stupid person with a tiny penis

‘Mate why is Jeff such a nobdonk’

by Bababbababbabab82882828 April 5, 2024

Nobusuke Kishi

Japan's worst fucking prime minister. Responsible for the systematic exploitation and murders of millions of Manchurians in the 1930s. Also was Shinzo Abe's paternal grandfather. Kishi probably whacked it to loli hentai as well, or would have if it existed.

Nobusuke Kishi was an evil man. Thank god the Anpo protests occurred.

by EternalSoldier April 10, 2024