Definitions by EternalSoldier

Kazakhstani Fire Drill

A derivative of the Russian Fire Drill and Chinese Fire Drill as well as the sibling of the Mongolian Fire Drill. In a Kazakhstani Fire Drill, two horseback riders jump from their current horse to the other horse simultaneously such that both riders swap horses without coming to a complete stop. Typically done to save time by having one rider maintain speed while the relief horse is brought up to match the other's speed.

Saltanat: Girl, what happened to you?
Aigerim: I broke my neck by getting Christopher Reeve'd. :(
Saltanat: I can see that. What the fuck happened to you?
Aigerim: I tried to perform a Kazakhstani Fire Drill and fell from my horse instead. T_T

Kazakhstani Fire Drill by EternalSoldier July 19, 2026

Kazakh Nuclear Bomb

Father of the Uzbek Gas Bomb. Basically a shit that is so powerful that it requires the proprietor of a facility to call in contractors to rebuild the entire bathroom from scratch due to the lingering stench. Typically involves stripping out drywall, tiling, and even the light fixtures to ensure that nobody will inhale a single whiff of whatever Kazakh Nuclear Bomb someone left behind.

Named for the nuclear bombs dropped on Semey (Formerly Semipalatinsk) between 1949 and 1991.

John Madden may have left Uzbek Gas Bombs in his heyday, but it was him leaving a Kazakh Nuclear Bomb that cemented his legacy.

Kazakh Nuclear Bomb by EternalSoldier July 19, 2026

Wawasian

Someone who is half white, half half-asian half-white. That is, they are three quarters white and one quarter Asian.

Kenji: Yo! Did you see that Vivian chick at Nobusuke High School the other day?
Yo: Sure did, Kenji, but what's in her?
Kenji: She is wawasian!
Yo: Sweet.

Wawasian by EternalSoldier July 8, 2026

Grannie Mae

A bank or another financial institution responsible for dishing out reverse mortgages, annuities, or other financial products to older adults.

Jim: You said you inherited a house! What happened?
Jack: Ma took out a reverse mortgage from the ol' Grannie Mae. She outlived her diagnosis by twenty years and died.
Jim: Feels bad, man.

Grannie Mae by EternalSoldier February 3, 2026

Recursive Treenis

A penis that splits in two recursively, either infinitely or to some finite depth.

I can fuck four women simultaneously with my 2-recursion depth recursive treenis!

Recursive Treenis by EternalSoldier February 3, 2026

Ace's High 

A rush of adrenaline-induced euphoria experienced by high-speed, low-flying jet fighter pilots dodging incoming missiles, flak, and small arms fire as they zero in on their target. Missions known to trigger Ace's High episodes range from F-16s destroying reactor sites in Iraq, to spacefaring vessels running along a battle planetoid's equator in search of a juicy exhaust port; all the way to Ukrainian drones finding a thicc Russian tonk.

The antithesis of Ace's High is The 'Nam. Naturally.

Dickey: Wasn't your great great grandpappy a fighter pilot?
Mitch: Hell yes he was! He always shared stories about his Ace's High experiences during the Battle of Britain. Always said it helped him kick his heroin habit.
Dickey: Hm. I should join some African air carrier. Or Spirit Airlines...

Ace's High by EternalSoldier July 2, 2025

Nazarbayev Nutcracker

A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."

Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(

Nazarbayev Nutcracker by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025