Cootie Corn

Left over corn on the cob? No problem. Insert it into your partner's vagina and you have yourself some cootie corn.

Chris: Should we throw out the left over corn?
Stacy: I have a better idea...
Chris: Cootie Corn? :)

Cootie Corn by mrserat March 25, 2008

candy corn 

The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.

I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.

candy corn by sarcastic November 3, 2003

fish corn bushes 

A Native Strongbadian plant.

"These'll grow ya some nice fish corn bushes!"

fish corn bushes by wysiwyg January 21, 2004

acre corn 

A color frequently used by blondes to describe the color of their dresses.

So Meghan, what color is your dress? Acre corn.

acre corn by Chris April 12, 2005

crotch corn 

When one is lacking a popcorn bucket they often hold it in their lap or crotch area, this is called crotch corn.

"The cinemark is all out of buckets, I guess I'm going to have crotch corn."

crotch corn by Blue Jam November 16, 2009

putting the corn back on the cob

While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.

I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!

putting the corn back on the cob by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012

Can the Corn 

To have anal sex. To pillage one’s corn chute with the penis or a sexual device.

Rachel was begging me to can the corn so I went to pound town on dat ass.

I hooked up with a guy last night and well.......he decided to can the corn.

Can the Corn by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019