ass pounder with cheese 

A homosexual that is more flaming than Richard Simmons

That guy is an ass pounder with cheese.

ass pounder with cheese by Lick A. Lotapuss August 12, 2008

Ass Cheddar 

A viscous, glandular substance emitted from the anus.

Simon farted and churned up a bounty of ass cheddar.

Her unwashed gluteal cleft was a veritable cornucopia of ass cheddar.

Ass Cheddar by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

Ass Stogie 

A relatively slender, 5-7 inch long turd, brown in color.

Herschel: Hey dude, I will be right back.
Frances: Where ya going, Braaaa?
Herschel: I gotta hit the Head. I am about to pass an Ass Stogie.
Frances: Sweet! Snap it off clean.

Ass Stogie by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

ass pirate 

mainly homosexuals. One who partakes in the insertion of a phallic object in a female or males anus, mainly a penis.

Adrian is an ass pirate. He likes to do guys in the ass.

ass pirate by ookiemonster April 21, 2003

ass blaster 

1. An animal from Tremmors that flys by igniting a bodily fluid that shoots from their ass.

2. A Queer, Homo, Faggot.

Hey Burt, theres an Assblaster right behind you!

Those guys are such ass blasters its not even funny.

ass blaster by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Ass-Crack early 

Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.

We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...

Ass-Crack early by Creata-Dick August 19, 2004

Ass Pansy

A wimp. A simple reverse of pansy ass but used in more of a "connection to being gay" way.

Damn Jeff, you're such a fucking Ass Pansy.

Ass Pansy by T May 13, 2005