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I don't know why I have these goggles

A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"
Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
by Cephiroth May 15, 2010
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googlebitch

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.

noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them
Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.

This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch
by K.A.L. January 11, 2009
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clout goggles

by Mica(yu)h June 27, 2017
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Ask The Googles

An alternative to Google having been turned into an adjective.

Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.
Hey, how many records did The Fabulous Rhinestones record before they broke up?

I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.
by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 7, 2012
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Berkeley goggles

Similar to the beer goggles effect, a person which one would not find typically attractive is seen as attractive. This effect is a cause of the UC Berkeley bubble, where a lesser amount of typically attractive people exist. Another factor included is the envelopment of academia connected to a decline in one's social life.
Me: At first I didn't think (insert name here) was so cute, but there is something different about them this semester.

Friend: Looks like you're sporting the Berkeley goggles now. You've been in the Berkeley bubble too long. At least your option has a good personality.
by OskiSurf August 27, 2008
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Digipen goggles

When normally unattractive girls seem smokin' hot because of an extended period of time attending Digipen Institute of Technology (which is nearly void of females).
Whenever I go to somewhere in the real world I think "whow, girl, whow!" because of these damned Digipen goggles.
by JHnewt March 29, 2004
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work goggles

Derived from beer goggles--while trapped a work surrounded by almost all unattractive people, someone has one redeeming attractive quality that elevates them to a much higher attractiveness status than they would in other environments.
Bob: Wow, Sally is hot, look at those legs!!
Bill: Yeah, she's cute at best if we're in a bar, but here at work she's the cat's meow compared to all the other ugly women.
Bob: I hear ya, my work goggles are playing games with me!!
by Mikey Mozzeltoff December 27, 2008
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