A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"
Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!
Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
by Cephiroth May 15, 2010
Get the I don't know why I have these goggles mug.verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.
noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.
noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them
noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.
noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them
Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.
Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.
This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch
Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.
This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch
by K.A.L. January 11, 2009
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by Mica(yu)h June 27, 2017
Get the clout goggles mug.An alternative to Google having been turned into an adjective.
Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.
Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.
Hey, how many records did The Fabulous Rhinestones record before they broke up?
I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.
I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.
by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 7, 2012
Get the Ask The Googles mug.Similar to the beer goggles effect, a person which one would not find typically attractive is seen as attractive. This effect is a cause of the UC Berkeley bubble, where a lesser amount of typically attractive people exist. Another factor included is the envelopment of academia connected to a decline in one's social life.
Me: At first I didn't think (insert name here) was so cute, but there is something different about them this semester.
Friend: Looks like you're sporting the Berkeley goggles now. You've been in the Berkeley bubble too long. At least your option has a good personality.
Friend: Looks like you're sporting the Berkeley goggles now. You've been in the Berkeley bubble too long. At least your option has a good personality.
by OskiSurf August 27, 2008
Get the Berkeley goggles mug.When normally unattractive girls seem smokin' hot because of an extended period of time attending Digipen Institute of Technology (which is nearly void of females).
Whenever I go to somewhere in the real world I think "whow, girl, whow!" because of these damned Digipen goggles.
by JHnewt March 29, 2004
Get the Digipen goggles mug.Derived from beer goggles--while trapped a work surrounded by almost all unattractive people, someone has one redeeming attractive quality that elevates them to a much higher attractiveness status than they would in other environments.
Bob: Wow, Sally is hot, look at those legs!!
Bill: Yeah, she's cute at best if we're in a bar, but here at work she's the cat's meow compared to all the other ugly women.
Bob: I hear ya, my work goggles are playing games with me!!
Bill: Yeah, she's cute at best if we're in a bar, but here at work she's the cat's meow compared to all the other ugly women.
Bob: I hear ya, my work goggles are playing games with me!!
by Mikey Mozzeltoff December 27, 2008
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