Reverse Sharting 

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

Reverse Sharting by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

Fart, Fart, Shart 

A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.

Kids play 'Duck, Duck, Goose.' Men play 'Fart, Fart, Shart'.

Fart, Fart, Shart by JohnnyApocalypse November 9, 2016

Youtube shorts

Once again youtube made another bad and cringey platform!
The whole point is that YouTube shorts is the new copy paste of youtube kids oh and its also a copy paste of tiktok because of many tiktok videos posted in it.

A wise man once said “if idiots are airplanes youtube shorts would be a airport”

Youtube shorts by Somebody thats not gay July 26, 2021

jumped the shart 

It's like jumping the shark but worse. Not only does the show now suck but it's sticky and smells like shit. Not to mention it ruined a pair of good shorts.

Diff'rent Strokes was great until they introduced that annoying little redheaded kid. Now that show is shit - it defintely "jumped the shart".

jumped the shart by shartilingus March 29, 2009

Salute your shorts 

The best show ever on Nickelodeon!

Salute your shorts theme-

We run, we jump, we swim and play
We row and go on trips
But the thing that lasts forever
Are our dear friendships
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts
and when we think about you
it makes me want to fart!
It's I hope we never part
Now get it right or pay the price
Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories
by the Lake of Anawanna,set in the old pine trees
Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts
but when we think about you,this thing it came apart!
Think Ana-wanna-wanna!
Speak Ana-wanna-wanna!
Live Ana-wanna-wanna! Ugh!!!

Salute your shorts by BarbaraFay August 15, 2006

we'll be back shortly 

The sound of all the users on Tumblr dying.

Tumblr User: *refresh* IS THAT!?
Computer Screen: -we'll be back shortly-
Tumblr User: /life

we'll be back shortly by gingaaah November 18, 2010

shart 

When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.

I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.

shart by mistermic June 1, 2006