shartass

(n.) Someone who constantly attempts to entertain others by the act of farting but eventually meets their due fate by accidently shitting their pants.

One day Bob sharted while we were playing basketball at the YMCA, I can't stand that shartass.

by Johnny Behind the Rock April 22, 2010

Shartchery

The act of aiming at a target while farting and shitting at the same time. Extra points if you avoid the shotgun effect.

"We better stop by Taco Bell on the way home. I have a shartchery competition tonight."

by JR PAPERSTACKS November 1, 2011

shart deco

The art of spraying shit around the toilet bowl that does not wash away when you flush the toilet.

After eating at Taco Hell, my wife needs to clean the toilet to remove the shart deco I left behind.

by 69Starmonkey March 6, 2014

shart shack

A place you go and never return

See waddels home that place is a real shart shack

by Shartlover December 1, 2021

Reverse Sharting

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

Fart, Fart, Shart

A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.

Kids play 'Duck, Duck, Goose.' Men play 'Fart, Fart, Shart'.

by JohnnyApocalypse November 9, 2016

Youtube shorts

Once again youtube made another bad and cringey platform!
The whole point is that YouTube shorts is the new copy paste of youtube kids oh and its also a copy paste of tiktok because of many tiktok videos posted in it.

A wise man once said “if idiots are airplanes youtube shorts would be a airport”

by Somebody thats not gay July 26, 2021