fart snatcher

Some one who follows his or her boyfriend or girlfriend so close and never letting them out of there sights as they could snatch the farts from them or never letting them fart.

My boyfriend follows me so close he is a fart snatcher.

fart snatcher by Nick behan March 15, 2016

Fart suit 

Matching sweatpants and sweatshirt worn together at the same time while farting around not doing shit.

I'm still chilling at the house in my fart suit yo.

Fart suit by Kyroo September 21, 2016

fart pee 

When you try so hard to fart that you pee a little. The opposite of per fart

I let out a fart pee while sitting on the couch and had to go change my pants.

fart pee by bobby winchester May 31, 2016

fart in a car

A descriptor for someone who does something morally crummy, but really isn't causing serious trouble. It's annoying or frustrating, but it's gonna go away.

A guy came in and said he was a Fort McMurray evacuee, so I bought his lunch. Turns out he was lying to get free stuff! I'd help out again though, that guy is just a fart in a car.

fart in a car by teddyyql May 23, 2016

Fart Genie 

When your relaxing on the couch and let out an SBD, but it doesn't disseminate. Instead, it forms an invisible solid rancid vapor shaft that lingers in one spot, rarely moving thus forcing you and any bypassers to waft in the skanky, dank, wet odiferous fumes of the fart genie.

To the exotic sounds of eastern music, my ass queefed and released a shaft from ceiling to ground; an invisible fart genie that belly danced its way around the room, stopping in the hallway and choking to death any bypassers.

Fart Genie by [e-mail] July 3, 2016

fart cake 

Fart Cake. A funny backhanded way of calling someone a piece of shit.

Dude #1; Dude, did that guy just cut in line in front of you?
Dude #2; Yup, what a fart cake!

fart cake by Bauxb August 11, 2016

Fart sneeze 

This is when you sneeze into another mans anus hole and then farting In his mouth

"Please Fart sneeze on me Rick"

Fart sneeze by Chowisme123 November 5, 2016