Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023

Yoink

Yoink stands for a fucking idiot. Or trying to lose the dub. Or win. It literally can be mean for anything.

Harry just fucking yoinked the dub.
Fucking you fucking yoink!
I hope you die you yoink.

by QuandoMcCoy February 18, 2019

yoink

the opposite of yeet but just as fast

Person 1: Is that pencil yours?
Person 2: Nope
Person 1: YOinK

by bruhbruhbruhbruh March 11, 2020

Yoink

snatching/taking or stealing something

lol i yoinked your moms asshole

wtf bro...

by bigdicMinien April 28, 2021

Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023

yoink

the noise a drunk pig makes

''yoink'' the drunk pig said.

by WhatIsAnEleanor May 1, 2018

double eagle yoink

it is when the school thot sucks your dick while screaming like an eagle

yo kasandra gave me that double eagle yoink

dang well jesse gave me one

by bruuuuuuh739782797247903709147 December 11, 2019