Whatever the fuck ever

Another form of whatever. Used when you just want to add another dose of vulgarity to the sentence.

Jez: So what the fuck are we doing tonight?
Cory: Well, we can either: 1. Party and drink. Or, 2. Drink and party.
Jez: Let's just blaze and fuck.
Cory: Whatever the fuck ever, man. Let's just get some sex. Just giv'r.

by Maya January 17, 2004

whatever floats in your boat

A term used to say, "I'm glad that makes you happy, even though I don't get it myself." Although contrary to popular belief, the phrase is whatever floats in your boat, not whatever floats your boat. It is used the same way, but it is in fact whatever floats in your boat.

Damn, shes hot as hell

I dont think so man, but whatever floats in your boat.

by hahaBAM August 22, 2011

boo hoo whatever

Used in conversation to express an unsympathetic demeanor.

Boy: I feel sad. It's like we're breaking up.
Girl: Boo hoo whatever

by Liz I. and Wendy L. December 14, 2008

yeah WHATEVER!

An expression used as an exasperation when tense, flustered or angered.

"Hey Boniffa-Lattifa Jackson, we could use your pants to make a tent you're so fat," states Brian Fellows.

"...yeah WHATVEVER," exclaims Boniffa-Lattifa Jackson.

by Corey A. Chestnut January 19, 2005

whatever floats your boat

A term used to say, "I'm glad that makes you happy, even though I don't get it myself."

Comes from the term "man in the boat" referring to the clitoris and the female genitalia. So, if your boat is floating, you are quite happy.

1: I love eating pigs feet, they sure are tasty.

2: That sounds nasty, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

by The man in the boat June 9, 2005

Whatever gloats your goat

A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."

Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.

Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."

Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."

Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."

by Dave Ra November 5, 2010

Whatever the fuck

A phrase that is used when you have given up or do not care anymore.

"Hey, how do you think you did on the math test?"
- "I had no clue what I was doing so whatever the fuck."

by Youaresuchapenis October 9, 2017