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heart vomit 

the act of gushing, spilling, or vomiting emotions for someone through gestures, notes or simply telling them. usually followed by a sense of embarrassment or regret at revealing what was best left locked in the tiny emo corner of your heart/mind.
After giving her soon-to-be ex boyfriend his heart vomit valentines day card, she wanted to snatch it back and die under a rock- especially when they broke-up the next day

exercise vomit 

when someone feels the need write down the components of the workout they just did or are going to do as their Facebook status. and continue to go on about how hard or how great it was.

...like we care
"omg im kicking my ass. 1 hour of pilates, then 2.46 mile run to the gym, 30 min on the eliptical at max fat burning heart rate, then 2.1 mile run back from the gym. omg I'm SO hungry!"

this was the best example of exercise vomit from a friend on facebook
exercise vomit by brookeb925 April 9, 2010

brain vomit

Nonsense spewed out of your brain.
The memos we had to write in our Capstone class was all brain vomit.
brain vomit by TrancePanther October 8, 2014

Cry ju vomit 

When you are too excited that you wanna puke yet so afraid and you wanna cry. You could not decide which one to do and turns out doing both at the same time.

Used when you are very excited but so scared at the same time. Some will use it simply when they are too sad and that they wanna cry so they use this word to emphasize the level of crying.
Chloe got off the rollercoaster and started to cry ju vomit

Camera Vomit 

act of dumping dozens of pictures from your digital camera in an album lacking any theme. provenance: facebook
My memory card is filling up fast, I need to induce camera vomit to make some room.
Camera Vomit by RunnerNYC March 24, 2010

Butt Vomit 

Violent rectal discharge consisting of identifiable chunks of food other then peanuts and corn in a aqueous matrix. Often resulting in anal irritaion and soreness characterized by large amounts of back splash.
"The food at the galley gave me Butt Vomit so bad I couldn't walk."

"The food from Del Taco looks like Butt Vomit."

"Yo, your breath smells like Butt Vomit."
Butt Vomit by Dr. Harold Buticougher November 13, 2006