Next Level Thinking

The act of thinking that, as a business, it's best to pay as little money as possible towards taxes.

By putting any profit into an offshore account, you can dodge income tax on profit. It's something I like to call next level thinking.

by SmartBuisnessMan01 September 30, 2022

:thinkinghd:

A masterpiece and modernised version of the ancient classic :thinker:, destined to be spammed all over in chats.

:thinkingHD:

by METROID4 January 10, 2017

Brain Thinking

High caliber thinking, like the time in high school when everyone was trying to figure out whether the assistant gym teacher's breasts were real, and you came up with the idea of drilling that hole in the locker room wall, and it worked, and they weren't real, in fact they were nothing more than a padded bra, which was disappointing and destroyed everyone's adolescent fantasies, but was O.K. because your brilliant scheme actually worked.

Dude! Brain Thinking! high five

by Poe toaster February 23, 2013

thinking

this causes pain in the head, noggin, noodle, brain, scalp, eyebrows, and other areas in the head area. Can cause sickness if done too much.

I don't like to think. Thinking is dumb. Why do i think? I am not a thinker!

by Jenny September 17, 2003

thinking run

while your high and your mind thinks about a topic for a while; philosophize without talking

Sorry I zoned out bro, I went on a thinking run about my philosophy paper.

by Oreo aka Mattykilla January 1, 2008

Thinking Positive

To hope someone tests positive

Alex: Hope said to think positive because she was thinking positive
Also Alex: I hope Charles tests positive for Covid

by APersonWhoHatesCharles July 26, 2020

Egoseismic thinking

Thinking that when you moved somewhere, and there is an absence of earthquakes there, it is because of you.

Link: 'Wherever I go, earthquakes flee!'
Rhett: That's egocentric thinking.
Link: No, that's egoseismic thinking.

by SpasticTpying June 12, 2012