Texan cop

1. Coward
2. One who fails to do their duty.
3. Worthless waste of resources.

"Yeah mate I thought mama ducks were supposed to be fiercely protective of their ducklings but the one in this vid just waddled away like a Texan cop."

by ftpigs May 28, 2022

Dirty Texan

The act of defecating while receiving falashio and simultaneously eating a large steak.

I was in a rush getting out of the house yesterday but I was starving, horny and had to take a big wet shit so I asked her for a quick Dirty Texan for the sake of time.

by phiish_stiicks May 12, 2023

Texan smile

Is a kind of self satisfied expression or smile with a purpose of wealth or profit thinking

He had his texan smile on the face! I hate it.

by semenenvic November 11, 2017

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

Texan Tickling

When a man inserts his penis into a woman via oral, vaginal or anal and the woman tightens whatever its in and then sticks a vibrater in there and they vibrate until they pass out

Me and Jenna do texan tickling with eachother every night and we love it

by Jefferylittle June 18, 2024

Texan oil rig

The act of ejaculating into ones anus, shitting it out, and eating the shit.

Things got wild when we did the Texan Oil Rig last night

by xxxbigblackniggaballshd October 4, 2020

Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 27, 2017