squench

Gross, bad, and/or weird

Person 1: Dude I hate that one guy
Person 2: Yeah, I know, he's such a squench.

by squenchking172 March 5, 2024

Squeech

When a female or one who identifies as such performs an almost Super Human ability to Urinate in such a manor that no facility is needed. In fact while such persons are in upright position with one hand (Right or Left) proceeds to lift the clitoris vigorously in an up and down motion while urination is in progress dispersing like a sprinkler.

Hey can I use your bathroom?

It’s currently occupied friend . Sorry…
That’s ok homie I’ll step outback and take a squeech.

by Thundercunt#1 March 26, 2024

squeching

the act of a controlled excretion of semen after one ejaculates into said orifice via powerful clenching

dude, did you see hunter squeching that shit was CRAZY!

by asten12 March 29, 2024

Squelching

when you try to edge but you accidentally start gooning instead.

Tristan Choi began to start squelching even after futile efforts.

by hejeoskdn April 20, 2024

Squelching

To squeeze one’s testicles with lots of pressure while masturbating

I need to get my daily squelching in.

by Soap_gooner May 15, 2024

Squelching

The act of cutting your own penis off while ejaculating and then subsequently eating it as if it was a twinkie.

The elder sigma was reaching the end of his days, so he decided to give squelching a go.

by OogaBoogaMan99 June 5, 2024

squelch

squelch is everything. a concept, a fact, a pronoun, a noun, an adjective, and everything else. it can be used to replace any word in any sentence, and make it more powerful due to squelch. it's a concept yet squelch is everything. we exist within it.

hey dude, have you squelched today? I love squelch so much! the squelch-copter awaits! I use squelch/squelchself pronouns. SQUELCH! I love squelchy fazsquelch!

by Big_Men0001 June 12, 2024