Squelching

To squeeze one’s testicles with lots of pressure while masturbating

I need to get my daily squelching in.

by Soap_gooner May 15, 2024

Squelching

The act of cutting your own penis off while ejaculating and then subsequently eating it as if it was a twinkie.

The elder sigma was reaching the end of his days, so he decided to give squelching a go.

by OogaBoogaMan99 June 5, 2024

Squelching

The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.

My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.

by squelchmaster76 June 20, 2024

Squenching

Combination of squeezing and clenching.

I was squenching my ass cheeks.

by Lord of Chaos December 9, 2024

Squelching

Squelching is the act of peeing and gooning (nutting) at the same time; applies to boys and girls

“I’m squelching so hard right now”

by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025

Squenching

When a raggedy hoe clicks their shoes and proceeds to bust everywhere!

Bro I was totally just squenching

by GoonGoblin69 April 14, 2025

Squelching

The act of going to your moms funeral and shitting on the casket then smearing the shit on her face.

“Bro someone went and Squelching all over my moms casket”
“Sorry dude I was drunk”

by The corn cum festival organize September 15, 2025