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Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces
OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere
by Cloutos November 26, 2019
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SCOOTERED

The act of eating or being given too much THC
I went out with Scott last night and he SCOOTERED me with that Rope.

Man what happen last night
Dude you got SCOOTERED!
by Chickhead January 1, 2020
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Shattered

Being broken into so many pieces it's impossible to be put back together. Your just broken. The silence on the outside fights with the noise in your head that you can't stop hearing because it's always there. Always torturing you piece by piece until there is no more of you left to be broken...shattered. The answer is not self love, the answer is not love from your peers in order to love yourself, the answer is to comply with the noise and become one in a kind gesture of an alliance. To be calm is to settle the noise, to make the quiet seep through the cracks of the overwhelming thoughts you drown yourself in. To say "I know your hurting, I am too" to say "I hear you, I see you, I FEEL you" is the true answer to quiet the noise. To be one with yourself is to heal. You need to heal and you will. Take those shattered pieces and don't let them go, because you know that together they make you, even if they are not together at the moment.
Person 1: "I'm feeling-"
Person 2: "sad?"

Person 1: "worse"

Person 2: "...broken?"

Person 1: "even worse"

Person 2: ".........shattered?"

Person 1: "yes...exactly..."
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shuttered

Uncommon slang for moving someone to another location or position.
Person 1: "Who let that bimbo into our office?"
Person 2: "He was shuttered in by security."
by The Worlds Loneliest Man October 26, 2020
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Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.
I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.
by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020
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Smettered

That girl was cool asf, but she’s smettered.
by PookieBear420 March 17, 2021
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Snotter

I'm going to take you so deep in the snotter even a blind 10 won't save you.
by Capt Price April 1, 2021
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