Simon

A rich, upper class person. With other £1000000.

OMG how did u get that your liked simon

by spinnyharv September 15, 2017

Simon

Says he's not gay and nobody believes him even though he's the straightest man alive

Yea he just gets simoned a lot

by Chrissy P man June 3, 2020

Simon

A big ass nerd. Biggest dork in the grade but probably has a HUGE dong. Argues with the math teacher all the time and switches schools because he doesn't agree. Low key fire at dabbing and will fight you if you piss him off. Wears glasses, and doesn't brush his hair. Works for hours and plays Minecraft at home. Has an iPad. Watches Dr. Who. VERY DORKY.

Shut the HELL up Simon!!!!

by Mcbigballer12 July 28, 2017

Simone

Simone is a young alert boy who will always be there for you. He will occasionally make some big mistakes but his friends and family always pulls him back on track.He is very flirtatious and loves to attract beautiful women.

Who’s that boy, he’s very flirtatious i love it. His name must be Simone

by Thatisthenamethatiamputting February 13, 2018

Simone

a knocked up whore

“Y’all Simone such a whore!”

by kassidyklementisz October 17, 2019

Simon

Huge gaylord with cross-dressing tendencies. Likes to get close to male counterparts drug and fondle them.

wow what a repressed homosexual - he was such a simon.

by etyui November 4, 2009

simon

A leader among men who has the unafformentioned ability to fail at launching. This person has multiple erections yet fails to ejaculate when predisposed to sexual fantasies and proprioception from sensual sources. This person is a descendent of a fish face and has yet to experience the ultimate satisfaction and blasting onto a person's face

Yo dont be a simon, that dudes a failure
Yo last a little longer, stop being a Simon.

by Failure to Launch April 16, 2007