happy-shampoo-dance

when you dance around with shampoo on your head and your all happy and shit.

Let us dance the happy-shampoo-dance!
Indeed, we shall!
(Crazy Indian music begins playing)

by Fluffy Marshmallow November 14, 2003

Shampiss

v. When an almost-empty bottle of shampoo is turned upside-down, and the shampoo that collects at the bottom spills out too fast when it's opened.

n. A practical joke involving urinating in another person's shampoo bottle. Also see shampee.

1. "God, I hate when I'm low on shampoo. I have to turn the bottle upside down."
"This is a problem how?"
"Well when I open the bottle, it tends to shampiss all over."

2. "That jackoff slept with my sister and never called her, so I made him some shampiss when I asked to use his bathroom yesterday. Serves him right."

by Pinkey_Sherbet July 14, 2009

Shempel

Soft, softy, weak, inferior, peasant, sheep.

That was a shempel performance.

My gym teacher kept screaming shempel when I was trying to climb the rope.

by Joe mang March 19, 2014

shampipple

1-The late great Red Fox coined it a mixture of shampange and ripple wine

Fred -This is my favorite wine !

Grady -What is it?

Fred -Its shampipple

by troubledemon March 31, 2009

Scomping

to snort adderall, ritalin, concerta or any other ADD medication product.

I have so much energy, I was just scomping a boatload of ritalin!

by Private School Douchebag December 23, 2008

shampoo

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).

Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003

shit shower shave and shampoo

getting yourself ready to go out.

lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?

by blommy May 22, 2005