Poorantined

When you can't leave the house because you are so broke.

Rachel: Hey, wanna go out tonight?
Jessica: Sorry, I can't leave the house.
Rachel: Why? We don't have to worry about the 'rona anymore. The whole quarantine thing is over.
Jessica: Yeah, I know, but I' m broke. Th
is stupid inflation has me poorantined.

by serpdude April 12, 2022

poolagh

double chin, but cooler in the poolaghian language, the poolaghian language is a language spoken in alot of countries but it is very unknown worldwide

I have a big poolagh

by anonymous poolaghian June 15, 2022

poorave

when you poop and rave at the same time. or if you are raving and there’s poop present

person 1: i was pooraving last night
person 2: what’s a poorave?
person 1: when you poop and rave

by JC_penny February 23, 2023

Poopaglyphics

Handprints, footprints, or finger streakings on wall or floor of bathroom from someone not having clean hands or feet after defecation.

Don’t use that stall, someone has marked it with their poopaglyphics

by NOTDrPhirr July 28, 2023

Poorad

An Azerbaijani with Canadian citizenship, who tells he is Canadian 24/7 (he actually isn't) and is a massive dickhead.

Are you eating 6 fruit salad portions again, Poorad?

Poorad is jerking off to Playboi Carti again.

by Highly Enthusiastic Dork January 8, 2024

poorgram

1. An overall bad program
2. A program containing AI-generated code or spaghetti code.

I wrote a poorgram at 3 AM instead of a program.

by adhdev December 13, 2024

Pooralyized

The paralysing cramp you get from holding on too long before going to take a poo which leaves you frozen in a stating of pain from the cramp and fear of shitting on yourself

Guy 1: did you finish that car yet?
Guy 2 : I'm about to go out and finish it now just waiting for shit cramps to fuck off so I'm not pooralyized

by Shartvader September 13, 2025