Parkour

French for "hopping around like a douchebag".

I remember when I watched parkour videos and thought it was a good idea to try it.

by Alien_Dude65 November 26, 2016

parkour

The act of pretending you are a child once more, in the fact that, the participants run around spastically pretending that the whole world is a playground. "Parkour" is the disguise used to excuse participants' child-like behavior.

"I'm thinking about doing some Parkour this evening. Wanna come?"
"Dude... there's a playground just down the block. Just spaz out there instead"

by Cobalt Chaox May 19, 2006

parkour

1. Running and jumping, with some flips and tricks every now and then.
2.Amatuer ninjas,

That guy is parkour

by Drakel146 October 31, 2010

parkour-gy

the act of having numerous sexual partners at once while preforming the urban act of parkour but dulled down to a bedroom version

my parkour skills have improved and my sex skills... time for a parkour-gy

by m.c. mikey mike May 8, 2011

Parkour

The most badass activity in the world. Climbing, jumping, rolling, sliding basically, but cooler

Wanna go parkouring on the Effiel Tower bro

Sure

by Just that average guy March 22, 2017

Piss Parlor

A men's restroom; a row of urinals in a bathroom

Guy 1: Hey dude I'll be right back.

Guy 2: Where you goin'?

Guy 1: I going to visit the piss parlor.

Guy 2: Oh ok.

by Shrimpman April 7, 2011

German Parkour

First, to give context

French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.

Then,

German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!

Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!

Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.

Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*

by White MAMBA! November 24, 2011