mort

to get your cock sucked while you're shitting, and she's shitting on the floor too.
Dayum girl you look real good at morting, let's head home to the porcelain throne and you can show me your skills
by MrMort6969 January 30, 2025
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mort

big troublemaker, replica of bart simpson but more troublesome.
my classmates are such big morts.
by morting March 14, 2025
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Mort

A really weird name for a girl. Not very common but have heard it. Boys use it
by Sillychicken2.0 August 19, 2023
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petit morte

The term "petit morte" (little death in French) refers to the post orgasmic feeling of weakness and lowered state of consciousness.
Janet experienced un petit morte during a particulary passionate meeting with her lover.
by southernmimi April 21, 2022
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Mort

When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.
I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.

Don't mort near her, she will take offense.
by thenigs May 14, 2017
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