MD

A big scary Russian man who is actually a dumpling on the inside.

person1: MD is so scary
person2: no hes not you just have to get on his good side.

by raindu_ January 6, 2023

MD

MD is Ma9etla Dhohk.
It mean Dying of Laughing

the teacher said something funny. i say: Ma9etla Dho7k(MD)

by Okohaw April 21, 2018

MD

MD/md is an abbreviated form of My Dilemma. It is generally used to express the lack of a clear decision/choice when faced with multiple paths.

Girl : Do you want to get married?
Guy : I don't know if I want to get married and need a girl for that or I want to fall in love and then marry as a result. It's just md (my dilemma)

by PirateKing7 June 1, 2022

Md

My dear or my darlin/darling

Person 1: you alright md
Person 2: yes ml

by wassabiproductions July 11, 2021

mds tods

mandy defense squad tods aka the best groupchat on twitter dot com

“have you seen that screenshot katy posted? about the mds tods gc that is? man, they seem to have so much fun. and they’re also so supportive of e/o? I wish I was part of the gang”

“Ikr? the ******** wish they had what they have...”

by xxxbvsxxx March 26, 2020

Middletown, MD

A shitty town in the middle of bumfuck Maryland. The center of vanilla valley, as black people do not exist here. Filled with country racist and motherfuckers this place is a portal to hell. The best thing here is leaving.

Racist 1- “hell yeah middletown, md is white as snow”

Racist 2- “I hate my wife!”

by Imlonelykillmeplez March 15, 2021

MDS

MDS (mask derangement syndrome) is a newly diagnosed disease that causes irrational fear of face coverings causing such side effects as belief in a deep state and the belief that anyone who doesn’t share conservative political beliefs is a socialist which basically makes them non human and their lives irrelevant. It’s an awful affliction. No known treatment has been discovered for this disease but using reason and logic when communicating with someone who has contracted MDS only tends to worsen symptoms. Please help raise awareness of this illness.

Karen just said she’s worried that wearing a mask will cause permanent lung damage. Karen has severe MDS.

by Dr.knowledge8888 August 27, 2020