nobb lock

The action by which a man accidentally zips his penis into his zipper.

Damn, I tried to zip up quick after I took a piss but nobb locked my self....I think Im bleeding!

by Brizzown July 2, 2005

douche-locked

(doosh-lokt)verb (2007) 1. The state of feeling obligated, through social graces, to attend an engagement with a douche before having the opportunity to avoid such a commitment. 2. n Douche-lock: successful attempt by a douche to force a cooler person to accompany him to an engagment by cleverly imposing a sense of obligation or guilt.

"I just got douche-locked! I had no plans for lunch, and then that douche locked me in at 8:03 a.m. for lunch."

by Lymanthony Longdenler IIII April 23, 2008

cock lock maneuver

When a man is about to pull out of a woman's vagina because he doesn't want to get her pregnant and the woman then wraps her legs around the mans waist and forces the man's penis inside of her repeatedly until he cums; usually causing pregnancy.

Guy#1: Dude I heard you and Cassandra in the bedroom last night sounded like you guys had a good time.

Guy#2: I don't want to talk about it....

Guy#1: Why?

Guy#2: She pulled the cock lock maneuver on me...

Guy#1: Wow.... sorry....

by J Man123 November 6, 2013

paradigm lock

Inability to shift from a given mindset

I was in this really interesting discussion on Facebook but then the other guy got a paradigm lock

by nebuchadnezzar#7 January 5, 2015

Jake Locker

To waste away your talents; to quit something very early without trying very hard

Tommy decided to build a treehouse, but after buying all the parts he pulled a Jake Locker and went inside to lay down.

by The Oldest Man March 11, 2015

Region Locked

(A slang term used in Magic: the Gathering.)

When an opponent takes control over one of your creatures or planeswalkers, but they cannot use/activate effects because the opponents deck is built around a different colour of mana.

Player 1: "I took control of your Moorland Inquisitor with my Mind Flayer!"
Player 2: "Yes, but you can't use his ability because he is region locked."

by Mobsiboy February 2, 2022

Foot Locker Moment

A moment in a conversation where the other person doesn't understand your hilarious joke.

Super cool girl: Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

Leo: I'm having a foot locker moment

by clevergirl69 January 6, 2022