Lizzo

The only person in the entire world who’s allowed to twerk in public or on public tv

Hannah: Damn when Lizzo twerks it’s fun
Hannah: and when you twerk Zoe, it’s gross
Zoe: well same with you!
Hannah: you’re right...

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

Lizzie

A person that loves to lay on a rock in the sun, loves double back flips after flirting in an Ivalou's parking lot, makes you want to give your whole life for a moment , is no non-sense but not quite ligit, is an amazing beauty but not the common kind, is one of a kind, loves porkburgers of the orange variety, may be the toughest woman you'll ever meet, may be the most fragile at times but would never show it, has the most amazing gift to make a person feel special, would be right at home in my barn making art, is a limitless yet unrealized potential, is part of my 100 acre dream, is my love forever.

Had the time of my life yesterday, it was a Lizzie moment.

by Tangerine, Tangerine...... December 17, 2011

Lizzo

If you weigh over 350 ibs this is what people call you

“This nigga looks like lizzo!” Who me? Yes you Tasso!

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Lizzo

A unit of mass
One Lizzo is 2tons or 1814kg

"How much does your car weigh"
"2.9 Lizzos"

by Big420Brain69 December 2, 2020

bleed the lizzard

piss, pee, urinate. only used for guys

"Hold on, dude. i gotta bleed the lizzard"

by Gabe Watson June 11, 2005

Lizzing

The laugh so hard you piss yourself.

Jack was so excited at his new toy he lizzed himself. The Lizzing continued for 30 seconds.

by John Peabody Smith March 27, 2009

lizzie mcguire

No good. Noooooh good.

by what September 20, 2003