jimzums

Something used to cheer people up and make people smile.

You get smiles from jimzums.

by Ruthyyyy February 5, 2008

Jizzmits

Mittens/Gloves you masturbate with.

Was toey as hell last night, had to get on my "Jizzmits"

I'm going to masturbate with my new pair of "Jizzmits"

by Dr Luke, Dr H, Dr Delusions. May 12, 2009

Jizzmonkey

When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...

Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.

by Poor helpless monkey :( June 28, 2010

Jizzamagoo

A word made by me that you use as in insult or just for the hell of it.

Haha its mister jizzamagoo

Hey whats up? Jizzamagoo!!!

by Matt M November 22, 2003

jizzmatic

adj. describing something worthy enough to make one jizz

Dude the chick right there is soooo jizzmatic.

by BlueStreak69 January 13, 2008

Jizzm's

The many different ways a man can climax sexually. Or alternatively, the funny as fuck sex faces a male or female pulls during sex.

Guy 1: You should have seen this girl, she made me have five types of jizzm's all at once

Guy 2: Please stop telling me these things, i don't care about your fucked up sex life.

by hi11m4n August 3, 2010

Jizzmatron

Useful man-machine imported to a lucky lonely lady's boudoir. Aka a jizzdroid.

"We think we know the perfect bachelorette gift for solitary Martha," said Penelope, always down with the latest trends. "This dude is a regular jizzmatron. I've already placed the order."

"Covid layoffs left me without a job," said Howie the paralegal. "So I plundered the gig economy for work as a jizzdroid. Pretty sweet all around."

by Hifalutin! January 22, 2022