Jizzm's 

The many different ways a man can climax sexually. Or alternatively, the funny as fuck sex faces a male or female pulls during sex.

Guy 1: You should have seen this girl, she made me have five types of jizzm's all at once

Guy 2: Please stop telling me these things, i don't care about your fucked up sex life.

Jizzm's by hi11m4n August 3, 2010

the JIZZ’s 

The JIZZ’s (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar) are a not so elite opponents to the GAYS (the Global Assault Yeet Squad) but they help the BBC’s (Bolivian Battlement Camp).

the JIZZ’s soldier: Oh no! The GAYS are coming with the tactical technique of the ‘Head Spine’!
BBC soldier: The GAYS will be too much!

the JIZZ’s by British-Guy January 10, 2020

Jazzy Jizzy's 

the greatest place on earth. created by ryan and igor, it is amazing for all your cooking needs. we feature special recipes for all your jazzy jizzy needs. We also add a special ingrediant to ALL of our recipies.

LETS GO EAT AT JAZZY JIZZY's!!!!

Jazzy Jizzy's by Ryan Convery May 6, 2005

satan's jizz 

A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.

Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.

satan's jizz by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

Schroedinger's Jizz 

The belief that when someone is jerking off they could be killing off thousands of the future's brightest minds or thousands of the future's worst nightmares.

Little Jimmy, after having rubbed off a big, steamy, globby load onto his computer, keyboard, and desk, began having episodes of guilt as the thought of Schroedinger's Jizz splattered in his mind.
Schroedinger's Cat Male Abortion Wet Hot Sticky Genocide

Schroedinger's Jizz by Kaiser Say-So May 17, 2016

satan's jizz 

A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.

Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.

satan's jizz by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

Joaquin's Jizz Juicer 

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through

HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE

Joaquin's Jizz Juicer by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022