Jizzm's
The many different ways a man can climax sexually. Or alternatively, the funny as fuck sex faces a male or female pulls during sex.
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the JIZZ’s
The JIZZ’s (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar) are a not so elite opponents to the GAYS (the Global Assault Yeet Squad) but they help the BBC’s (Bolivian Battlement Camp).
the JIZZ’s soldier: Oh no! The GAYS are coming with the tactical technique of the ‘Head Spine’!
BBC soldier: The GAYS will be too much!
BBC soldier: The GAYS will be too much!
the JIZZ’s by British-Guy January 10, 2020
Related Words
Jizzm • jizz stick • jizz slurpee • jizz stain • jizz shake • Jizz-Shank • jizz shart • Jizz Simp • Jizz slinger • Jizz sock
Jazzy Jizzy's
the greatest place on earth. created by ryan and igor, it is amazing for all your cooking needs. we feature special recipes for all your jazzy jizzy needs. We also add a special ingrediant to ALL of our recipies.
Jazzy Jizzy's by Ryan Convery May 6, 2005
satan's jizz
Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.
satan's jizz by Satansjizz June 7, 2014
Schroedinger's Jizz
The belief that when someone is jerking off they could be killing off thousands of the future's brightest minds or thousands of the future's worst nightmares.
Little Jimmy, after having rubbed off a big, steamy, globby load onto his computer, keyboard, and desk, began having episodes of guilt as the thought of Schroedinger's Jizz splattered in his mind.
Schroedinger's Cat Male Abortion Wet Hot Sticky Genocide
Schroedinger's Cat Male Abortion Wet Hot Sticky Genocide
Schroedinger's Jizz by Kaiser Say-So May 17, 2016
satan's jizz
A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.
Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.
satan's jizz by Satansjizz June 7, 2014
Joaquin's Jizz Juicer
The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
Joaquin's Jizz Juicer by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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