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Michael Jackson Syndrome

A pathological desire to defame and discredit a good person, which manifests itself mainly in journalists and tabloid reporters, leading to slander, misrepresentation, and a compulsion to ignore the truth in favor of scandal or juicy gossip. One of the most notable practitioners is "Hard Copy"'s Diane Dimond who for the majority of her career has allowed her obsession with Michael Jackson to completely warp her professional ethics and make her credibility a joke.
Journalists with Michael Jackson Syndrome can't tell the truth about anyone more famous and successful than they are--they're pathetic.
by Obvious57 November 15, 2012
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Jackson Heights

Like its said before “the illezt “ town in NYC. A place you never seemed to be really bored. A place where every damn race or ethnicity seems to converge. Broken up into three sections, The Indian/Asian part, The Whitey Part, and The Hispanic part and you’ve been to all three. With a rival stores within a block range from each other like BK and McDonalds on the same damn block. Where your proud to show your true colors and proud to tell everyone where you came from. Living here its most likely that you have friends who are Hispanic, Asian, Indian, Black and White. Here we got the best food out of ANYWHERE, cause Bitch we got EVERY kind of food here! Here, you can be who ever you want to be, Gansta, Skater, Goth or just normal, doesn’t matter! Here is where you make the best memories of your life. We have the best of the best, no doubt bout that.
Guy: Yo bitch, where you from?
Girl: Jackson Heights motherfucker!
Guy: Dayum!
by Tommy (the silly bitch) November 14, 2006
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Jacksonville

Jacksonville is the gateway to hell. If Florida is an anomalous wasteland, Jacksonville is the apex of Florida. Home to one of the only north flowing rivers, the St. Johns, Jacksonville is a very geographically and politically important city. It is the largest city in the United States land-wise, and has one of the highest murder rates, along with a large ghetto. It's also the unofficial capital of Florida (Damn Tallahasee). If you want to go here, we're quite the interesting city once you get used to the screams and organs.

Disclaimer: The previous statement about screams and organs is false. However, some bastards do traffic children. If you see this, shoot on site.
"Ah yes, Jacksonville. Simultaneously the best and worst city in the entire united states. Wait, what? You weren't asking about Jacksonville? Huh, sorry."
by Enny Gama June 19, 2020
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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was an extraordinary entertainer and visionary and a gifted musician who, unfortunately, was also the target of human evil. Despite giving so much pleasure to the world through his music and humanitarianism, he was wildly successful and rich, thereby drawing to himself charlatans, hucksters and just plain ol' greedy bastards—most of whom were members of the media. Jackson was also surprisingly shy, which explains why he didn't bare his private life to the world, thereby leaving him vulnerable to destructive tabloid speculation and ugly gossip. Ultimately, Jackson will go down in the annals of music history as one of the greatest entertainers who ever lived, as well as a kind and generous human being. I wish his well-raised children nothing but good memories.
Michael Jackson deserves to be lauded and applauded.
by LibelFreeZone December 10, 2012
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jackson

Jackson is one of the most sweetest guys you will ever meet. His heart is full of love and he's always there to help other people. He's very reliable and super trustworthy. People can always go to him for help because he always gives people the time of day and gives them good honest advice. He is extremely handsome his eyes are all sparkly and his smile shines brighter then the stars. I'm so glad I met Jackson because Jackson made my life so much better.He filled my heart with love and showed me how to believe in myself again. He's funny and silly ...he's mature and the best friend that anyone could ever ask for!
Jackson makes everyone's life so much better
by well thats good July 27, 2017
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Micheal Jackson

" I LUV MICHEAL JACKSON U R DUM"
"... It's Michael you twat."
by iHugTrees March 11, 2010
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jacksepticeye

A smol Irish green bean who's literally one of the nicest people on earth with over fourteen million subscribers on YouTube. He's best friends with Markiplier, Muyskerm, LordMinion777, and god of YouTube Pewdiepie.
No, mom, it's not a waste of my life for my only reason to live to be to meet Jacksepticeye!
by Calersion January 8, 2017
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