water hose whore 

A betie that the whole fire dept plows on the regular. Her lips are bootbeyed with bobos and she claims to be a good girl.

Mais popchock is all monyead because that water hose whore didnt want to play with his root.

water hose whore by choooolookatem May 28, 2016

old garden hose

a flacid old mans dick

he was limp, like the old garden hose

old garden hose by brandonjoobies January 14, 2008

Milwaukee Garden Hose 

Whilst eating a stick of celery, a man pulls out mid-sex and pees all over the girl and nearby vegetables. Problems can arise with the lack of availability of vegetables.

I did a good olf fashioned Milwaukee Garden Hose with the missus last night.

Milwaukee Garden Hose by Salacious Crump April 25, 2022

tar hose 

A long, heavy black hose made from a tarry rubber substance. A black man's penis is sometimes compared to a tar hose.

"My father wants to kill my boyfriend, but he can't keep his tar hose away from me."

tar hose by king of graphics January 13, 2007

Suction Hose

Noun- A dude who likes sucking off highly fit firemen beefcakes. Can usually be seen wearing knee pads and hanging around firestations.

You see that fag Sam at the Firemen's Benefit Fund Luncheon? He's turning into a real Suction Hose, what a little bitch!

Suction Hose by kratosyodaddy May 28, 2011

Yarmando Fire Hose 

A sexual act which begins with the male participant lavishing the female participant's vagina in 3 oz. of name brand "Franks Red Hot" condiment sauce. Then the previously stated male rubs his hands together while simultaneously creating a replicated fire engine siren with his mouth. As the female participant begins to feel the burning sensation of the sauce, the male then "puts out the flame" by ejaculating all over the forementioned hot spot.

Yon Jarman: Hey babe, i was at the wash today and all the young kids were talking about the Yarmando Fire Hose. They said all the cool kids were doing it. We should try it, it will make me feel young again, because my cheesy jokes at work arent cutting it.

Barbie Q: Are those the kids who say they think they know ya? Because they recommended the Birmingham booty call and it was fantastic!

Yon Jarman: Even though they cant mow, trim, one of them looks like my gay son, and another spits all over the parking lot, they sure can recommend some good friday night fun!!

Yarmando Fire Hose by eggsandbaconhesays June 29, 2009

Humping Hose 

A term used referring to the action of dragging fire hose off the back of the truck (hosebed) or back to it after a fire.

We were out humping hose for hours to get the hosebed looking neat for the parade

Humping Hose by kyle5112 February 20, 2020