brandonjoobies's definitions

old garden hose

a flacid old mans dick

he was limp, like the old garden hose

by brandonjoobies January 14, 2008

ficklesprits

a word substituted for a fart while your driving and there is a little bit of poo in your pants.

I darn, i just ficklesprits while driving to your house.
WE GOTTA GET HOME FAST, i just ficklesprits.

by brandonjoobies January 14, 2008

Flavtav

The art of tasting many a women's vagina

i totally flavtaved on my way home while i was driving. I ALMOST CRASHED AND FICKLESPRITS MYSLEF, but i saved us.

by brandonjoobies January 14, 2008