groom my frog

Groom my frog can be used in a scenario when you need to get off the phone because it’s awkward silence or they talk to long.

Hold on! I got to go, i have to groom my frog

by Taterbug January 13, 2023

Zoom Groom

Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.

Via email/text - gimme 5 boss, I need to have a Zoom Groom before our meeting/presentation.

by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020

gnosonarcissism

This word is a combination of "gnosis" (knowledge) and "narcissism" (self-centeredness). So, gnosonarcissism is a self-centered view that one's level of knowledge is correct and/or complete despite what others know. This implies a lack of understanding that others might know more in areas of knowledge in either a horizontal way (breadth of knowledge) or a vertical way (depth of knowledge).

Because of his gnosonarcissism, he was unable to believe that the ideas of others could ever be better than his own ideas.

by Gregory V. Richardson July 9, 2006

Groogle

A Groogle is when someone does a half arsed job of googling something.

Greg discovered the world is flat, he found it in an article from 2001 when he Groogled it.

by Old Morty August 30, 2017

groob

it can mean anything
a noun or verb or part of a word


what travis says

my groobs itch

thats groob-tastic

lets go groobing today

by T-man October 27, 2004

grooler

the tailgaters fantasy; a mixture of a grill and a cooler as seen in recent bud light commercials

"you ready for some tailgateing tonight?"

"yeah man did you hear todd just bought the grooler"

"atta boy todd"

by 7th flo crew September 3, 2009

Groody

(From Russian: grud) Breast.

"...the number sewn on the groody part just above the old tick-tocker..."

by Belisarius March 2, 2004