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gaytard

Some one who is not a homosexual, but is a complete idiot, and he's so smug and proud that you just want to BASH HIS FACE IN WITH A SHOVEL!!!!!
A "gaytard" sits next to me in english. He occasionally smirks over at me and says something idiotic.
by Norton Johnson December 7, 2006
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Gaytar Queero III: Legends of Cock

1. When someone is playing Guitar Hero III and you want to make fun of them for it.

2. What you call Guitar Hero III now since World Tour came out.
1. Tyler why are you still playing Gaytar Queero III: Legends of Cock? FAIL.

2. Hey dude I finally got World Tour!! I don't have to play Gaytar Queero III: Legends of Cock any more!
by Papi82893 January 12, 2009
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gaytard

a term used to describe someone/something that is both gay and retarded.
"wow,I look like such a gaytard in that picture.."
by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008
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gaytaxia

An effeminate way of walking that is suggestive of, though neither necessary nor sufficient for, being gay. This walk, also known as a mince, often emphasizes hip movements, floppy wrists, loose shoulders and a generally camp demeanor.

In straight men may indicate metrosexual tendancies or pretensions to employment in the fashion industry.

Background: Gaytaxia derives from "ataxia" and "ataxic gait", which mean to walk in an unusual manner and are symptomatic of involuntary muscular disorders. By contrast, gaytaxia is predominantly an affectation cultivated with some effort.

Variations: gaytaxic, gaytaxic gait, gaytaxic batchelor (possibly gay single metrosexual)
"That guy is so camp, check out that blatant gaytaxia"

"Dale Winton is a screaming, albeit gaytaxic, heterosexual"
by thewilster November 1, 2004
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Gayto

When a chick is pretty sweet sweet, occasionally even cute cute.
I LOVE MEAT, MEAT IS MY LIFE!" "Wow, you're so gayto!
by cutecute March 23, 2011
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gayest gay in gaytown

Johnny Weir is the gayest gay in gaytown.
by lamewad July 9, 2010
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gaytard

An individual who combines the most ridiculous aspects of gay culture with the lowest I.Q and the shortest attention span.
"Omigod, I like, love Jessica Simpson! Am I like, a gaytard?"
by giannirebl June 27, 2008
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