gargoyle slam

When a female lays at the end of her bed and spreads both of her labia lips (similar to gargoyle wings). The male stands on the top of the bed, completes a triple spin (counter clockwise) and then slams his penis into her "spread gargoyle wings".

Male: " OH , Maria let's do the gargoyle slam!!!"

Female: "My labia's wide open like a gargoyle's wings flapping in the wind".

Male: 1....2...3... (counting spins)

by I'm a bagina December 5, 2009

Crap-Gargle

An exclamation made when everything has gone wrong.

The pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates' scream turns into a crap-gargle.

by Zeppo May 25, 2004

Gargoyle

The act of urinating in ones mouth, usually as a celebration, initiation or hobby.

Can involve multiple Gargoyler's when there is a chain of urine streams to mouths.

Did you see how stoked Ben was last night? He got naked in front of everyone and did the Gargoyle!

by 5033bradley November 21, 2011

Gargoyles

A US military slang term dating back to Desert Storm I (circa 1991) for a kind of wraparound sunglasses issued to personnel in the desert to reduce glare and prevent sun-blindness. May be derived either from a brand name or from the odd appearance they gave the wearer.

"When we returned from Saudi Arabia, the colonel gave a directive that we were to ditch our Gargoyles to maintain security. Our raccoon tansgave us away though."

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

Gargoyle

An alcoholic beverage as dangerous as it is beautiful.
8oz of mountain dew.
1 scoop of Gatorade "Frost Glacier Freeze" drink mix.
A generous helping of lemon drop schnapps.

Dude, i just mixed Wendy a gargoyle. She's gonna get more drunk than a fourth grader off Four Loko.

by Odin1362 November 13, 2010

Gargoyle

A fat girl who takes naked pictures of herself, and they eventually get posted on Is Anyone Up.

Gargoyle of the day on Is Anyone Up is always nasty.

by Fai hates you October 5, 2011

GARGOYLES

a cartoon series of the 90's or simply a noun for 'TO JERK' or a ridiculous answer if somebody asks something and you don't wanna give him an answer actually. everybodys gon laugh if u say that..guaranteed!

japon1: waddup dawg? whats happenin tonite?
japon2: GARGOYLES!
japon1: haahaa
japon2: haahaa

by P.Stake$ July 1, 2008