Poodle-flaps

Poodle-flaps is a term used to substitute a swear word when cursing. It is often used when under the influence of cannibis, and can be a response to something that you are incapable of formulating a lucid reply to. The term conjures images of a Poodle's vaginal flaps, and this is the intent.

Bob: "James, pass the pringles..."
<knocking over the pringles in an attempt to reach them>
James: Poodle-flaps!

Alternatively:
<Upon making an error in work or college>
"Poodle-flaps!"

by Simon Whiteside February 1, 2005

flaps

They can either keep mud off your car, or envelope your knob.

What's the difference between Mud Men & Mud Women. Mud Flaps!

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

Flaps

Flaps are a part of womens genitila

Get ya flaps out
Lets see your flappies
Shes got well nice flaps

by Nogwardo February 24, 2008

Fapsted

Pronounced Fap-Sted, this word is used as a name for a school in which the teachers and/or students are somwhat or utter morons.

Dan: Have you seen Bill's new school? They don't get sex-ed until 9th grade!
Dylan: Yeah, its such a fapsted! Why the hell did his parents put him there?

by Smaster1755 October 18, 2012

Fapsassination

The belief that the death/ destruction of something can be attributed to you masturbating to that item.

This can be applied to masturbation that results in the termination of that Object by accident, or masturbation with the intent to kill (malicious masturbation)

Example of a Fapsassination:

I once fapped to the idea of having sex with one of my moms really hot friends before going to sleep.

Woke up the next morning to find out she'd killed herself that night...that was something that nobody I know will ever find out about.

-Reddit user TyperSniper

by pseudonymousR August 1, 2016

Fapsstain

A stain that which came from fapping

There was a fapsstain on my son's bed

by Jackthefastman December 31, 2018

frapsy

To walk around in a state of simulated dishevelment: particularly wearing an overly long sweater with the sleeves pulled over the hands and clenched from the inside, channelling Morrissey from his Smiths days or Robert Smith from the Cure, ideally combined with walking somewhat chaotically and your head lolling from side to side. A particularly common affliction in disaffected middle class teenagers who have discovered early post-goth 'miserablist' bands.

James is looking very frapsy today, but I know he bought that sweater from the Gap yesterday.

by threenineone April 29, 2020