18 definitions by jadio u no

multiple orgasm

I achieved multiple orgasm, but had an aching wrist afterwards.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

A beautiful place to rest ones head. Alternatively, two brown leathery objects that look like a couriers paniers.

I parted her labia with my manhood (& then wrote a letter to Men Only.)

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

A pot in which things are thrown. Especially jism.

The tosspot jismed everywhere and missed the tosspot.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

I can't believe i'm the only person to search for this word. A woman welcome at any occassion. (except weddings perhaps)

I left my newlywed wife and took one of her bridesmaids up the scutter in the honeymoon suite. Filthy shagger I am.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

The feminine way of directing urine toward the bowl.

She sat, and her piss flaps chattered

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

Not very good. A poor match. A bit like Dale Winton being on televsion.

Supermaket Sweep is Piss Poor.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003