18 definitions by jadio u no

I achieved multiple orgasm, but had an aching wrist afterwards.
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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A beautiful place to rest ones head. Alternatively, two brown leathery objects that look like a couriers paniers.
I parted her labia with my manhood (& then wrote a letter to Men Only.)
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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Any five figer shuffler will know.
I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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A pot in which things are thrown. Especially jism.
The tosspot jismed everywhere and missed the tosspot.
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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I can't believe i'm the only person to search for this word. A woman welcome at any occassion. (except weddings perhaps)
I left my newlywed wife and took one of her bridesmaids up the scutter in the honeymoon suite. Filthy shagger I am.
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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The feminine way of directing urine toward the bowl.
She sat, and her piss flaps chattered
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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Not very good. A poor match. A bit like Dale Winton being on televsion.
Supermaket Sweep is Piss Poor.
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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