18 definitions by jadio u no

Quality top bollocks; but only if large enough to rest ones head within.
My sleepy head fully appreciated her pendulous dirty pillows.
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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Any five figer shuffler will know.
I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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A popular character in VIZ who would have made great entries to this site. "Yark, Yark, Thora Hurd"
Hi, I'm Terry Fuck Wit. Otherwise known as Tony Blair.
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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Not very good. A poor match. A bit like Dale Winton being on televsion.
Supermaket Sweep is Piss Poor.
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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The tarts a numpty. Got a license from flashing nice tits & a bit of flange.
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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I can't believe i'm the only person to search for this word. A woman welcome at any occassion. (except weddings perhaps)
I left my newlywed wife and took one of her bridesmaids up the scutter in the honeymoon suite. Filthy shagger I am.
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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Ali G immortalised this term for fany licking dykes.
I went to the chippy last night & only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her buhy plate.
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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