18 definitions by jadio u no

flaps

They can either keep mud off your car, or envelope your knob.

What's the difference between Mud Men & Mud Women. Mud Flaps!

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

The tarts a numpty. Got a license from flashing nice tits & a bit of flange.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

A beautiful place to rest ones head. Alternatively, two brown leathery objects that look like a couriers paniers.

I parted her labia with my manhood (& then wrote a letter to Men Only.)

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

Slippy, slidy stuff to asssist in insertion up the pink run.

Her fanny batter assisted the insertion, but left a crust on my nose.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

I had to cut my web surfing short because...

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

Quality top bollocks; but only if large enough to rest ones head within.

My sleepy head fully appreciated her pendulous dirty pillows.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

Ali G immortalised this term for fany licking dykes.

I went to the chippy last night & only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her buhy plate.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003