failscope

A person who costantly fails.

Dude, you are a failscope! I pwn you at Halo everytime!

by ( r33p3r May 20, 2009

flailer

A woman who flails her arms around wildly during sex.

"Betty is such a flailer!"

by Danno October 21, 2004

Epic Flail

Very similar to Epic Fail, except, by some means that should most likely not be allowed by the laws of probability and physics in general, it becomes so clumsy it turns around and turns into win.

fail: Try to punch somebody and miss.

epic fail: Try to punch somebody, miss, and crash into a wall.

Epic Flail: Try to punch somebody, miss, crash into a wall, and accidentally cause a bookshelf to fall on the target.

by A Fish May 15, 2008

knifey flaily

flailing a knife around someones face

james likes knifey flaily but it freaks nicole out

by fifi March 15, 2003

Flailing

It is a combination of Flirting and Failing. When your a male or female tries to flirt with the opposite sex, but ends up failing at it.

"Woah look at Jermy getting his Mac on"
"Yeah but hes flailing!"

by That Guy Is Here November 23, 2011

Failschool

Anything that really sucks.

I was totally failschool at bowling today.

Smoking is failschool.

Failschool. (upon watching someone drop their pudding, etc.)

by Mingolando March 9, 2009

Flail

an uncontrolled movement, spastic in nature. An unsuccessful courting ritual during the act of a white "man-child" dancing.

Flail...eg a fish out of water. Also ref: Gumby.

by Empedocles July 22, 2009