Women of the world, you have my deepest sympathies. Feel free to blame this bimbo the next time your cooch starts to bleed.
Eve: That nice talking snake said I should have a bite of that apple. Looks yummy. I’m sure a little nibble won’t hurt anybody.
by vfuzz March 7, 2019
Get the Evemug. by K fam January 27, 2017
Get the Evemug. an attractive woman you meet on the first pages of the Bible and on Christmas Eve; some people have got the daft idea that she's Father Christmas' niece.
by pebbles74 December 23, 2009
Get the Christmas Eve Evemug. evs is a philosophy orginating in austrailia and leeds, UK, basically in which you live your life in a certain way.
its the belief that u should live your life by..
..going with the flow ..dont let the small things in life u cant change get you down because you cant effect them...so accept it and move on!
then again have the balls on you to change the things in life you possibly can that will result in the best!
take pleasure from the small things in life that would normally pass you by
enjoy the moment and live life in the next five minutes
and most of all just fucking....CHILL...life is there to be enjoyed so stop beating urself up and just live it!
evs is also the solution to every problem in the world - break up with ur boyfriend?...just evs man! accept it and move on!
see...evs IS the answer!
its the belief that u should live your life by..
..going with the flow ..dont let the small things in life u cant change get you down because you cant effect them...so accept it and move on!
then again have the balls on you to change the things in life you possibly can that will result in the best!
take pleasure from the small things in life that would normally pass you by
enjoy the moment and live life in the next five minutes
and most of all just fucking....CHILL...life is there to be enjoyed so stop beating urself up and just live it!
evs is also the solution to every problem in the world - break up with ur boyfriend?...just evs man! accept it and move on!
see...evs IS the answer!
its not realli lyk a verb u could use .....its more lyk a mindframe...just get into it
you coullllld possibly say in a vaguelly spaced out way ..'wowwww that is so evs!'...but thats realli about it
you coullllld possibly say in a vaguelly spaced out way ..'wowwww that is so evs!'...but thats realli about it
by lucy boler August 3, 2007
Get the evsmug. 
An eve is someone who sleeps ALL the time. She loves a night out and will speak to everyone when she’s drunk (even people she does not know). She is a very simple person and will usually enjoy plain foods like eggs or raw fish like salmon. Overall she’s a good person just don’t let her anywhere near white boots…
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Evemug. An absolute specimen, she destroys schlongs and has the worlds biggest dumpy. If you are ever lucky enough to have an Eve, never let her go. Never.
"Hey man, I'm talking to this girl.."
"Whats her name"
"Eve"
"BRO YOU ARE SO LUCKY I'D KILL TO HAVE AN EVE"
"Sick man"
"Whats her name"
"Eve"
"BRO YOU ARE SO LUCKY I'D KILL TO HAVE AN EVE"
"Sick man"
by shclong destroyer March 6, 2021
Get the Evemug.