Escalade

can u say Pimp mobile?

I got some hoes in my Escalayyde, bitch

by Cal Chase May 4, 2004

escalon

escalon o boy how do i explain this um escalon has absolutly nothing to do here the kids who are "cool" {{{druggies/sluts/ravers/drunks}}} hang out at bk and the highschool at night. the preps jus kinda disapear after school so its pretty lame as u can tell.. theres the partys though out in either the vines or the many orchards and the house way way the hell out there but we usally have the cops break them up in about an hour and a half cuz there so bored they jus go looking for these partys theres really no middle class here its either ur really super rich or ur poor and hecka ghetto we are in california so wer not that far away from beaches and mountins the onley trouble is that u have to find somone with a drivers lisence {{not too many of those}} and we have the dumbest high school in the area and im not kidding but well kick ur butt in football thers lots of drama and rumors it like laguna beach jus without the beach seriously i lived in modestofor 13 years and then moved here freshman year of highschool it sucked i went from having somthing to do all the time to having nothing to do all the time i do have some amazing friends though and i have to say i never was stoped by as many cops as i did in my entire life than i did here my first summer but ya thats all i can think of

typical day for a highschooler in escalon

"hey lets go drive around with nikki and then join up with the boys and hit the party in the vines then wen thats broken up lets go get drunk at this guys house and go to the football feild and hang out for an hour or so then go to bk's drive through and eat in the parking lot and talk about who we hooked up with at the first party we went to tonite"

i kid u not that i have actully donr this no im not proud but i did do it i guess u can say i went through this little rebel phase but dont worry cuz im not that stupid anymore

by eskisXstar August 20, 2007

Spanish Escalator

A group of Mexican women stacked on top of each other, covered in taco sauce and chili peppers. A guy then proceeds to individually ass-rape each girl with a nacho-cheese covered dick.

Dude, I went to Sanchez's party, there was a Spanish Escalator going on.

by E.E. Atbls May 28, 2009

eschlongated

The result of your schlong becoming engorged with blood due to sexual excitement. Much like an erection, your cock grows in length as it becomes enlarged and elongated.

I became eschlongated as leaned forward affording me a view down her blouse at her breasts.

by Chris Ch July 24, 2006

Escaloser

A person who has, despite their adulthood, not yet mastered the art of getting on or getting off an escalator without pausing to 'time' their mount or dismount

I was walking along behind this dude going up the escalator, when he stops suddenly at the top and I crashed into the back of him. What an escaloser!

by ruperto68 September 26, 2008

Escalator of Life

They got my Mazda at the E-Z Park It
At the rock & roll supermarket
Muzak music make me feel so funny
I went and spent all my money

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all
We want it all
Escalator of life - up and down
Escalator of life - round and round

There's 111 choices
Don't listen to those little voices
I don't let the guilty feeling shake me
You can have your cake and eat it baby

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all

Hey girl, I'm a personal friend of Gloria Vanderbilt
I got all the gold in the world around my neck
Come ride the steel dinosaur
Run wild in the jungle
Its a Zulu Nation
Seduction, sacrifice, a new sensation
Nothing ever changes

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all

by Death Menace August 15, 2022

Escalator

The most horrible and terrifying thing to ever be created. This shit deserves to be in the pits of tartarus. You can die on that shit. I absolutely hate this shit

Friend: hey wanna go on the escalator?
Me: I would rather die

by Thatweirdgay March 31, 2023