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Matapedia eggplant

The site and smell of one’s penis after atleast eight days without a drop of water around the genitals

Example:
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
by boatedRus July 23, 2025
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Eggplant Ponderosa

When you can't please your wife so you have to call your only black friend to come over and please her with his very endowed member
John: Hey man...
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!
by Throat punchingbag August 11, 2025
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Eggplant parm

1) An interracial couple consisting of one individual of African descent and one of Italian descent.

2) The offspring of someone of African descent and someone of Italian descent.
1) Tyrone and Adrianna make a great eggplant parm.

2) Johnny is an excellent example of the American melting pot, a real eggplant parm.
by PaulieTheWop November 19, 2025
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Eggplant parm

Noun

1) An interracial couple consisting of one person of African descent and one person of Italian descent.

2) The offspring of a couple consisting of one person of African descent and one of Italian descent.
1) Tyrone and Adrianna make a great eggplant parm.

2) Johnny is an excellent example of the American melting pot, a real eggplant parm
by PaulieTheWop November 19, 2025
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Eggplant

“NO EGGPLANT!”
- Hwang Hyunjin
by Iknowleeknow June 26, 2024
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Margaree eggplant

The site and smell of one’s penis after spending at least 4 nights on the Margaree River fishing 8-12 hours daily, having gone unbathed and a lack of adequate food and water.
Bobby Sinclair- man it’s been 7 days on the river steady! I just picked up this hitchhiker girl and I think I’m gonna have to give her the Margaree eggplant!
by boatedRus July 17, 2024
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