Dessert

Desserts are women that are wifey material. Snacks are side chicks, meals are girlfriends. And desserts are wifey. It’s what you get when you’ve earned it.

I’m not a snack or a meal, I’m dessert!

by Littlemeagan November 3, 2018

getting dressed

Masturbating on the run.

"The car'll be here in 5 minutes! What are you doing in there, anyway?"
"I'm getting dressed, Mom! I told you!"

by Adenia Volkensii April 11, 2005

dress over the ass wasted

When a female is so drunk, she does not care that her dress has ridden up so much that her entire ass is exposed. Even if you inform her, she will do nothing to fix it...probably responding with something along the lines of "you like it".
Only counts if she's wearing a thong or nothing.

*girl goes running down the street with a foot of ass hanging out from her dress (or what was once a dress).*

1: "Check out that girl! She's dress over the ass wasted!"
2: ( to girl) "Hey, I can see your ass!"
Girl: "You like it!"

by ASBU March 20, 2010

Dress Up Darling

an anime

watch it

Have you watched Dress Up Darling?
No

by 4cab February 20, 2022

Order Dessert

A Sly way to ask if a person is gay or not.
usually used online and is an alternative version of “do you listen to girl in red”

hot guy: hey
you: hi, do you, you know, order dessert?🥺
hot guy: yeah...i do

by gawkgawk100:3 May 6, 2020

Little White Dress

A girl who looks like a good girl from the outside, but is actually slutty or freaky.

A lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets, so to say.

"Blank is way too lame. Why are you going on a date with her?"

"Man, she's a little white dress."

by zomfg_thexterminator March 12, 2009

salad with dressing on the side

A male pulls out, Ejaculates on the ass cheek of his choosing, and then eats the other persons ass.

Sex was feeling so good he pulled out and yelled I’ll have the salad with dressing on the side!

by RS THE PIG June 19, 2018