coontash

the small patch of hair that black men grow just below the lower lip, usually accompanied by a moustache.

The man was described as black around 30 years old, about 5' 10" with a short afro, moustach and a coontash.

by Dr ARBY February 8, 2008

coolteen

an act carried out by a popular person to raise social status or earn props or creds from his possey. The person who carries out the act is usually a jock ass hole/popular kid with poofy hair or one who thinks he is really cool.

"wow john, when you kicked your sisters boyfriend upside the head...that was pretty coolteen."

by matt gilb April 7, 2007

Cookthechef

Another term for spanking the monkey or masturbating in a violent fashion. A common occurence of this is when the person is asleep, and cooks the chef without even thinking.

He's bleeding out of his crotch. We told him that cookthechef is bad for his health.

by Adamquestionmark August 18, 2008

coofie

n. a roofied cookie

"I couldn't remember anything after I ate that chocolate chip coofie"

by JeanneConrad February 26, 2010

coofer

A released past version of a test used for studying

The teacher told us not to rely too heavily on the coofer she sent out. She said that questions could be re-worded on the real test.

by Bryant L. February 21, 2008

coontaka

a females nasty snatch, female privatesVAGINA an unclean, sanitation smelling , undouched snatch

Hey Homes, don't ever set me up with that bitch again, she got a coontaka out of this world!!

Regina, I know you was with my little shorty on the block, you need to wash your coontaka before I hit it.

by anoni mus March 18, 2005

Coofball

Cute + Goofball = Coofball.

Stacy Webb is a coofball.

by Dantevus Achera October 9, 2011