canoodled

Extremely fucked up

Wow wee! I sure was canoodled after that dooby.

by Seamonkeys137 December 24, 2017

Confoodsed

A circumstance in which you are hungry but can't for the life of you figure out what to eat.

Tommy: I'm hungry as hell, Randell.
Randell: So, like, get something to eat, bro!
Tommy: But I dunno what I want! Man be bare confoodsed.

by Merson Mertonovic January 4, 2018

canoodledoodle

A strange life form that lives in Trump Tower.

I saw a Canoodledoodle chatting with Donald J Trump at Trump Tower on independence day.

by Canoodledoodle April 24, 2018

contooled

Feeling of betrayal

Deb- "i hate you!"
Aiden- "i feel so contooled."

by Robbydoggyyy February 13, 2018

canoodle and crawl

Having sexual intercourse with a female of whom you do not intend to call back the next day; Also known as ghosting

“She thought I was sticking around, I was there to canoodle and crawl dude”

by canoodleandcrawl69 May 14, 2018

canoodle and crawl

Having sexual intercourse with a female of whom you do not intend to call back the next day; Also known as ghosting

“She thought I was sticking around, I was there to canoodle and crawl dude”

by canoodleandcrawl69 May 14, 2018

Canoodle

A combination of the Swedish word knulla (to screw) and the English word cuddle.

Please do not canoodle in front of the customers.

by operationblueocean September 27, 2018