Christmas 

Hope you have a good day with good people or good things.
Hope you get a boner while thinking of me.

Merry Christmas, my dear.

Christmas by Krkič September 18, 2020

Christmas 

For all of you retards who say people don't know how to celebrate Christmas anymore, and don't even know the mean of Christmas, that's true..in America!!You think half the world dosen't know how to celebreate it cuz stupid american retards don't..i dono why u americans all just don't kill yourself, JUST KILL YOURSELF!!! You're not good for anything, you are stupid dumbasses who do nothing to help the world but just screw it up more, JUST KILL YOURSELF WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!!!???

Americans don't know the meaning of Christmas.

Christmas by Croat January 1, 2005

christmas 

When put into slang context it means anything that is good, great, extraordinary etc. It usually refers to a notable event. I believe the term was coined by MC Chris in the song "fuckin' up my christmas".

The dingus drops the hydro blunt.
You say: Hey Man! You're fucking up my christmas.

A friend randomly strolls into your place with a keg.
You say: Right on, I love christmas!

christmas by Ralph Bong October 29, 2005

Christmas 

It is a holiday in relatence to the birth of Jesus. It is celebrated by Christians and many non Christians as well. It is often celebrated with gift giving, church services, and family gatherings in some cases. Christmas trees are often put up in homes and decorated with ornaments and other decorations such as candy canes. Santa also visits children on Christmas Eve night leaving gifts for them. houses are also decorated, often very extravagantly with lights, stand ups, and more. Christmas is often celebrated on December 25th, but different religions celebrate it at different times.

Christmas is that one time of year that everyone seems more vibrant and generous. I wish everyday was Christmas!

Christmas by Akita person December 13, 2014

Christmas 

1. A holiday for Athiests to spoil themselves with presents from other people, or sit alone at a bar.
2. Celebration of Jesus's birth.
3. Product and commercials.

It's Christmas again.

Christmas by Hinoto January 3, 2017

Christmas 

Christmas:
Let me 'splain: Christmas like autobus. Autobus go forward, Christmas stop. Christmas go forward, autobus stop. Is simple no?
Let me 'splain again: Christmas like autobus. Christmas stop, autobus go forward. Autobus go forward Christmas go backward. Is simple no?


You still don't get it? Let me 'esplain, is simple. Autobus go backward Christmas stop. Christmas go forward autobus go backward. Is simple no?


Still having touble my friend? Is simple. Like I already 'splain. Christmas like autobus. Autobus stop, Christmas stop. Autobus go forward, Christmas go backward.


You still no get? You sure you not just having the joke with me? It's so simple. Even a child get it. Christmas like autobus that go forward and backward, then Autobus stop. Simple no?


No Kwanza, autobus. Stop going forward. Go back now. Is simple. Even child get it if you stoping having joke with me.

Yule, Yuletide, Winterfest, Comercial Season that steals your very soul. Pigtime.

Christmas by Lennie loves Mike Watkiss December 14, 2004

Christmas 

A Jew's wet dream.

good Christian child: oh, boy! I got an Xbox 360, kinect AND a playstation 3 for Christmas! how was Hanukkah Ben?

that one Jewish friend that never pays you back: I got a nice pair of wool docks... and a sweater...

good Christian child: You should convert to our commercialized Christianity.

Christmas by flomause December 25, 2010