Calantrathlope

Someone who interrupts your sticky business i.e walks in on you getting down

Jeff you dirty calantrathlope, get the hell out my bedroom!!

by Benedict Brown October 17, 2008

colander cunt

a cunt who's always talking about food and can't stop cooking up drama

"Tracy's mom is such a colander cunt, did you hear the way she was talkin about that eggplant"

by jordy shit September 9, 2018

callani

Callani is a name describing a beautiful relationship between two people. It can be a name that means love, kindness, attraction for a person or it can describe a lovely relationship or the attraction of two people.

"Hey, you guys are such a Callani."
"What's that?"
"You guys must really be in love..........."

by The Wise One.... November 18, 2021

Caelan

A young cunt in computing who wont shut the fuck up when he needs to and will hit me with any chance he can fuckin get

you're a cunt "Caelan"

by Huge Boi March 1, 2018

caplan'd

1. to smash, split, or divide into parts violently; reduce to pieces or fragments: He broke a vase.
2. to destroy
3. FUBAR - Fucked up beyond all recognition

Yo, you just caplan'd my copter.

by johnnyBlaze666 April 13, 2009

Caelan

A COMPLETELY ANNOYING FUCK WITH NO REDEEMING QUALITIES

fuck you caelan you are gay

by 937467928437092847032984752908 September 4, 2019

Caelan

Caelan is a fake ass bitch who LOVES to spread rumors about people because she is a cunt. She will never shut the fuck up and doesn’t know when to stop fucking singing

Are you Caelan? Oh yeah you are a dumb fuck

by Caelan_theog_hoe November 19, 2019