bishop stang

a school that is way better then their neigboring peice of shit school dartmouth high, where its cool to wear adidas flipflops and long jean shorts in the dead of winter. stang shits on dartmouth in every way dartmouth even left the football league because they were pussies and afraid to play stang and get beat by the so called "fags" at stang. clearly a team that runs away from a catholic school team are the fags.

Greenkid: hey lets go to the dartmouth mall and walk down to one end and back agen in seven minutes.

Bishop Stangkid: how bout you go back to dartmouth and discover new dick sucking techniques, while us normal and cool kids hang out and have a good time.

by greenkilla January 16, 2009

Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School

A torturous facility, much like hell, where children must learn a vast array of subject matter which will most likely be of no importance in their future careers. Furthermore, it is a place where fun is not allowed and you will be strongly condemned for any carnival-like activities and actions. Also, you are trained to be robots with no souls or social lives, much like gingers.

Also known as "Bishop McGuinness State Penitentiary."

kid: where do you go to school?

other kid: Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School

kid: wow, i am terribly sorry. that place sucks fat cock.

by IWANTAPPLESAUCE June 11, 2010

The Bishop's School

An interesting alternate universe filled with future investment bankers, swiss watches, german automobiles, lots and lots of weed, and the La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club. Fun. Basically, a mixture of the best qualities of Monaco and Amsterdam.

Bishop's? Isn't that like a school for ultrarich potheads or something?

by yes February 2, 2005

beat the bishop

to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage

to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana

by Silky Smooth April 30, 2004

kate bishop

the better hawkeye and the best comic character in all of existence

“Do you like Kate Bishop?”
“Yes, she’s my favorite marvel character.”

by hannahisasimp May 23, 2021

whipping the bishop

Yet another way to describe self pleasure

"Man I had a rough day, I need to relieve some stress and start whipping the bishop".

by BOX8 June 11, 2008

stroke the bishop

to Jerk off, wank off, beat off, rub one out and so on.

the reason for this term is because a penis most of the time will look like a bishop from chess.

"Every night before bed johnny will stroke the bishop."

by mr. big pants?? April 10, 2009