bagel eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism

Guy 1 I practice Judaism all the time
Guy 2 I'm a bagel eating jew

by Jarwell September 17, 2016

baelien

A super sexy, stardust-y, intergalactic, out of this planet b a b e (or b.a.e. ; before anyone else) that which is also an extraterrestrial alien 👽 💖

did you see that girls sex-slave leia Halloween costume? Such a bangin baelien!!!

by $m0k!n.starseed420weed January 29, 2021

saucy bagel

To be very, very intoxicated / drunk / wasted / smashed.

After your friend drunk dials you, you might say: "Whoa, there! You're a little bit saucy bagel arn't ya?"

by muzeical September 28, 2008

Flesh Bagel

vagina

Megan Fox has a flesh bagel becuase she is a female.

by funGuyNotGi October 4, 2009

uncle bagel crisp

the sexual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob's anus/vagina while both participants are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor

Bob was very surprised by his dates enthusiasm as she gave him an uncle bagel crisp

by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011

blood bagel

When your mate has hemorroids and he pushes too hard resulting in a bloody asshole that looks like a bagel covered in blood

"Yo, did you see Rick? Dudes suffering from a total blood bagel"

by Sunbears69 May 13, 2017

Raw Bagel Hours

The Time at three in the morning where you don’t want to wake your parents by toasting a bagel or just don’t know how to work a toaster. So therefore you eat a raw bagel

Yo it’s raw bagel hours boys

by Sad.lonely.bagel June 30, 2019